A lot of you have probably missed out on the Mary Jane Watson Parker Ramalamadingdock statue kerfuffle, on the basis of you don't read Western comics/don't pay attention to the statue things/are a monstrous, faceless being living in a town with severely limited outside contact.

I've sorta skimmed a few entries on it, mainly for gems like these:

This wouldn’t be so bad if there were a Peter Parker companion figure to go with it showing Peter vacuming the floor in a pink apron. That would be worth the $150 price tag. $200 if he was doing it in the Venom suit.
Zeta

I mean the statues aren't even GOOD porn! Do you know how much girl-on-girl smut I could get for the cost of one these things? I don't know either, but I bet its a lot...
Lurkerwithout

Adding a second statue to the set featuring Peter Parker wearing a towel and Spider-Man booties while grinning sheepishly would add back the playfulness that Hughes probably intended when he drew the pinup in the first place.
digitalfemme

And then there's this one, which... yes.

Stuff like this statue is dumb and annoying, but damned if it doesn't make fore some quality entertainment!